Art

El Nuevo Testamento de la Ramera
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featured work

El Nuevo
Testamento
de la Ramera

2024 Jehovah's Witness newsprint, oil pastels 22.25" × 17.75" each — triptych, 3 sheets Includes bilingual sewn chapbook ES/EN Sold as complete set only
$2,500
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collection
Stroking (My) Imaginary Dick
complete installation

Stroking
(My)
Imaginary
Dick

2024 Juniperus ashei wood, alphabet stamps, oil-based polyurethane ~2 feet on stringer, 11 pieces Sold as complete installation only

Sculpted at Flower Shop Artist Residency. 11-hour durational performance at ATA Window Gallery, San Francisco. Exhibited at Presa House Gallery, San Antonio.

Press: Glasstire.

$3,500
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large scale work

Genesis
(How Eve
Made Adam)

2025 Acrylic and dry pastel on paper 4' × 4.5' Framed

Exhibited at Flower Shop Artist Residency, Brownsville TX and Presa House Gallery, San Antonio.

Press: Glasstire.

$5,000
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Genesis (How Eve Made Adam)
PSA Panties Come Fruta
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individual work

PSA Panties
Come Fruta

2022 Fruit of the Loom panties, acrylic, oil 13" × 14" each Published: Currant Jam Framed, plastic hanger on wall hook
Come Fruta $400
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works on paper

Saggy
Masas

2024 Re-used tortilla paper, acrylic paint 15" × 17.5" Published: No Issue Framed
$475
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Saggy Masas
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mixed media

I Saved
M.E.
(Mother Earth)

2023 Plastic bag, permanent marker, typewritten poem Published: Bullshit Lit Framed
$425
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I Saved M.E. (Mother Earth)
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Shitty Times Manuscript
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sculpture

Shitty Times
Manuscript

2023 Regio toilet paper roll, typewriter 4.5" × 3" × 3" Published: TILT 0003 Shadow box
$575
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found object

Coca-Cola
Trash Poetry

2023 Found Coca-Cola cans, spray paint, acrylic paint, permanent marker 6" × 2" × 2" Published: TILT 0003 Shadow box
$525
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Coca-Cola Trash Poetry
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editions
Toilet Paper Trash Poems
edition of 50

Toilet Paper
Trash Poems

2023–ongoing Regio toilet paper, typewriter Each sold with SFMOMA placement documentation Signed
$50
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